English

Super Nova

I was running round and round,

In my parent’s home backyard

When I jumped from the ground,

And hit my head on the tree branch very hard

It was the end of my great childhood dream,

I later became very extreme

I also remember jumping with joy,

On my big trampoline,

I am want to go back to being this cheerful boy,

In my power time machine

I am crazy, mad, lunatic,

Obsessive insane, deranged, fanatic

I was crazy, I was poor,

I was begging outside,

No one donated or opened the door,

They all felt their desires and social pride

No one gave a home or land,

This is why all life on Earth must end

For most of my life was I fell asleep in hopeless tears,

I have been hatching this plan for many years

Because I never had a piece of mind,

This is what I have designed

My mega weapon will tear the earth crust,

This planet will soon be nothing but dust

The massive explosion from my big rocket funnel,

Will dig a deep people falling tunnel

The rocket will fly away very far,

To the Milky Way galaxy nearest star

Now you know that you cannot run,

Now you know that you cannot escape,

When I blow up the sun,

From the morning landscape

You can see, you can see,

I am cruel, I am cruel,

No one matches my cruelty,

I also have stolen expensive fuel

Like the famous Vlad the Impaler,

From the middle ages Moldova,

I have robbed the Shell fuel trailer,

Just to start a supernova

Once I ignite my rocket booster,

All Earthlings will burn like famous Red Rooster

Is my plan such a crime?

To see if the sun’s end can reverse the time

I press many buttons, knobs and levers,

To start rocket engine with spark,

Acid rain will flood the rivers,

Soon Earth will need a Noah’s Ark

I will end the Earth rotation,

And all ancient life on this globe,

Visiting aliens can see Earth cartoon animation,

From the distant Voyager probe

Please Give Me Work

I want to seize this opportunity,

To help your community

I am good at presentation,

I have years of experience in administration

Please pay for my airfare,

I have no money to spare

I want to live in London, it's full of green,

I will fly to London to meet the queen

No money for flight is also fine,

I can also work online

I will work as hard as a bee,

And be a model employee

I know there is a lot of competition,

Please accept my job application submission

Forget your greed,

I am what you need

My life is not good,

I need money for food

Please give me the job,

I do not want to rob

What you need for this job and my profile are matched,

My resume is attached

Please give me a good chance,

Give my resume a good glance

I can work for a low salary,

Please give me the job at your gallery